[Cute pets] [Human and cat powerful palace battle] [Details controlled palace battle] [Cat-based strategist]
I stayed up late writing a novel about palace fights, and my beloved cat died suddenly. When I opened my eyes, I was reborn into the story of "My Love Cat and I Fight Together in the Palace" - becoming a rough maid who was thrown into the cold palace as soon as she entered the palace!
Just after escaping the beating from the nun in charge, the cat in his arms suddenly said: "There are snakes in the beams and poisonous wine buried under the floor tiles. If you continue to stand stupidly, you will be buried with them."
Me: "... Brother Cat, I will listen to you from now on. All I want is to make enough money, climb to the top, and be the queen."
From then on, the cold palace made a counterattack: using rot water as a rust remover to make the first pot of gold, relying on improved rouge to monopolize the harem beauty market, using cats' night vision to detect conspiracies, and using cat claws to pass secret messages to build an intelligence network.
The noble concubine falsely accused me of hiding musk in my fragrance? The cat knocked over the incense burner on the spot, and the "test paper" in the ashes changed color to prove his innocence; the prince asked me to fund the military expenditure? I threw away the ledger: "30% of the income, if you lose one point, you won't cooperate."
It's just that Brother Cat always complains about my stupidity: "This month's spice profit is 30% less. Did your math get eaten by a dog?"
I pinched the back of its neck and laughed: "If you keep talking nonsense, I will throw you to the imperial kitchen to test the poison~"
Later, I stood at the conquest ceremony. The cat squatted next to the phoenix crown, and the silver bell shook: "You are of some use, I will take care of the dried fish in the harem from now on."
