A Weasel Asked Me to Grant It a Title, So I Kicked It

I ran into a weasel spirit wearing a pair of red embroidered shoes. It asked me, “Do I look like a god to you, or a human?” I lifted my foot and planted a size-thirty-eight shoe print right on its face. “Looks to me like you’re asking for trouble!” “My name is Qin Shuang. Remember it, and take a good look at my face!” With that, I walked away. When I got home, I peeled off the human-skin mask covering my face. It was an exact copy of my enemy Qin Shuang’s face.