After Binding to the CP System, the Movie Emperor Begs Me Not to Die

Sang Xu wakes up inside a novel as the contract wife of a hugely popular award-winning actor.

She's also bound to a [CP System that transfers pain to her husband].

Reading the haters' insults, Sang Xu laughs to herself: I have no talent? Your precious idol's barely breathing!

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Talent show:

Sang Xu performs the head-on-brick-breaking act. One brick to the head, and Lu Sui passes out.

Dinner time:

Sang Xu competes with the other guests to eat spicy food. The more she eats, the bolder she gets, while Lu Sui's eyes stream with tears.

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When confronted by criminals, Sang Xu performs a set of military exercises and takes more than twenty stab wounds without so much as falling over.

The camera cuts to Lu Sui, who is vomiting blood as he's rushed away in an ambulance.

The System breaks down on the spot: [Making him suffer is a means, not the goal. Your goal is to win him over!]

Sang Xu: Haven't you heard that strict discipline makes a devoted husband?

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Later.

One day, bored, Sang Xu stands on the roof of a thirty-story building, staring blankly at the sky.

“Life is so dull.”

Lu Sui is deathly pale, his hand trembling as he tugs on her sleeve. “Don't jump...”

The CP fans go wild: Waaah, he really loves her so much, I'm crying!!

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Later still.

Lu Sui masters a teleportation skill. He doesn't teleport himself, though. He teleports while carrying someone, a move he calls “carry-teleport.”

Sang Xu is stir-frying something and hot oil splatters. Lu Sui: Carry-teleport.

Sang Xu steps on a banana peel and suddenly slips. Lu Sui: Carry-teleport.

During a game, the white-lotus heroine throws a basin of water at Sang Xu. Lu Sui: Carry-teleport again.

The white-lotus heroine gets jealous and starts making snide remarks.

Sang Xu: “It's not like I want this, but he's just so clingy. It's annoying~”

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