
Stop! I Promise I Won't Make a Life-Size Figure of You
别打了,我保证不做你的等身手办
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 211k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
In booklists 10
Looking for a Few High-Quality Modern Urban Novels
Anything urban-themed is fine, as long as it's good
Looking for High-Quality Urban Superpower Novels!
Seeking Urban Fantasy Stories
I want an urban fantasy novel with an unusual premise, where the protagonist isn’t so obnoxious. Any kind of plot is fine!
Looking for Urban Superpower Stories, Preferably Set in the City Throughout
Preferably set in the modern city throughout. I don’t want the protagonist flying off to another world or into outer space every other chapter.
Looking for Books with Wildly Imaginative Powers Developed to Their Limits
Looking for a Hilarious, Satisfying Story with a System, Transmigration, and a Goofy Protagonist
I'm out of books to read, totally out of books. Looking for recommendations right now!
Stories Where the Protagonist Has an Acting System and Plays All Sorts of Roles
Are there any books where the protagonist gets stronger by playing different characters? I searched forever and only found those two.
Transmigrate, System
All of humanity transmigrates to another world.
I’m Almost Losing My Love of Reading
It is honestly so hard to find books on Tomato with both good writing and likable characters these days.
Looking for Mind-Bending Reads
Looking for books similar to I Am Not the God of Theater.
Reader comments 53
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"Stop Fighting, I Promise I Will Not Become Your Avatar", just looking at the title and introduction of this book, it is full of the joy of "full of desire to survive". In today's Internet literature circle, there are many stories about time travel and upgrades that involve bitterness and hatred, but this book goes in the opposite direction, taking a light-hearted and funny route of urban imagination and system. The protagonist seems to be a somewhat "unlucky" and extremely "survival" being. He accidentally "engraved" a one-to-one model of the eldest lady. He was so anxious to explain and guarantee that the picture almost overflowed the screen. Imagine that the protagonist is trembling and explaining frantically when facing the eldest lady. It will definitely be full of comedy effects. This light and bright style is very suitable for readers who want to relax and find joy while reading. Although there are currently not enough people to rate it, just because of this joy, it is worth checking it out to see how many more hilarious plots there are in the future.
Just by looking at the title of this book, the book is full of nonsensical and interesting energy. After clicking in and taking a look, it did not disappoint. It is an imaginative urban supernatural novel. The male protagonist Lin Xian has a "bonding system" that collects engravings based on the intimacy of the partner. The process of collecting and engraving in the city is full of various adventures and interactions with beautiful girls from all walks of life. It is fun and exciting and will definitely make you unable to stop watching.
The title and introduction of the book convey a joyful atmosphere of "strong desire to survive"! After watching too many time-travel stories about suffering and hatred, this kind of light-hearted and funny setting with a bit of a "gentleman" atmosphere is really to my liking! There is much more to the author.
The beginning is amazing. It turns out that you have traveled to a different world, with the blessing of the system, bound to the "bonding system", and engraved with a one-to-one "qualified figure". The content is also funny, let's see how many beauties Lin Xian can meet [Adoration]
This book is really fun. The male protagonist accidentally traveled through time and transformed into a life-like figure of the villain. He can also be manipulated by the "master" at will. The plot is both ridiculous and hilarious. The heroine is hard-spoken and soft-hearted, but the two of them are constantly arguing with each other. It's full of twists and turns and packed with laughs, and it's hard to stop. It's highly recommended to book lovers who like lighthearted, funny and sweet stories!
As an urban imagination novel, it combines the two-dimensional element of "hand-made figures" with unique system settings, adding a lot of fantasy color to the story. It stands out among many stereotyped urban novels, satisfies readers' pursuit of fresh and interesting stories, and gives people a refreshing feeling. For example, due to the existence of the system, the protagonist may trigger various wonderful events and tasks in the process of making figures or dealing with the young lady.
The author's narrative logic is quite good. The male protagonist's setting of "collecting seals needs to enhance the intimacy of the couple" cleverly combines "adventures in other worlds" with "cute interactions", and the details of "waiting for skills to do unexpected things" are even more foreshadowing.
The functions provided by the system of this book to the host are so surprising. It does not talk about improving the host. Instead, it gives corresponding engraved rewards based on the close relationship between the host and the partner. In other words, you can get a "real-life figure". I have never seen such a system before. The interesting setting is so attractive.
This *don't fight* setting is so graphic! The female protagonist tried to make the aloof male protagonist into a skilled figure, but was caught on the spot and died immediately at the beginning. The story is awkward and hilarious, full of hilarious interactions that will make you dig your toes. It may seem like we are on a narrow road, but in fact, there is hidden sugar. It uses a unique perspective to open up the daily life of sweet pets and relieve stress easily. It is worth watching.
Who can resist the outrageous setting of "being chased by a eldest lady to make a high-quality figure"! This novel brings out the best in urban imagination. The main character's talk and "wrong" physique really made me laugh out loud. The system and urban superpowers are also integrated very smoothly. There is new fun every day. It is a source of happiness that I have discovered recently.