I Accidentally Landed a Secure Job in the Underworld

[Love at first sight + goofy humor + ensemble cast + everyone dotes on the heroine + supernatural + everyone is hilarious]

Lan Qing woke up freezing in the middle of a nap and found Black and White Impermanence standing by her bed. She lay back down and went right back to sleep. She must have fallen asleep in the wrong position.

After finally accepting her fate and coming to terms with the fact that she was dead, she dreamed of being reborn into a good family. But the Ten Kings of Hell told her the System had malfunctioned. Her allotted lifespan wasn't over yet, and she could live to ninety.

After a long journey back to the mortal world, she found that her hapless best friend, who had gone dancing before heading home, had called an ambulance and the police. Once they confirmed it was a natural death, she pulled some strings and got her sent to the funeral home before dawn, crying that she wanted to give her friend the best send-off possible. She even insisted on using the first furnace of the day to cremate her, and had her cremated on the spot.

Lan Qing stared at a box of ashes, exchanging bewildered looks with Black and White Impermanence.

Unable to die or return to life, she successfully landed a job with the Underworld.

On her first day, she ran into her scumbag ex-boyfriend.

Lan Qing: “Throw him into the boiling oil.”

Ex-boyfriend: “You're abusing your authority to get revenge.”

Lan Qing: “You're right. As a reward, we'll fry you a few more times.”

On her second day, she ran into a handsome guy by the River of Forgetfulness.

Lan Qing: “Nobody told me the Underworld had such great benefits. There are handsome guys everywhere.”

Then she found out he was the new colleague assigned to the office next door, and was delighted. “Handsome, want to have a thrilling office romance?”

On her thousandth day at work, she was having a complete breakdown.

No days off all year, working overtime twenty-four hours a day. Whoever wants this lousy job can have it.