After top-tier starlet Su Tang got splashed with milk tea by a hater, her public image melted faster than ice cream. The company kicked me out to a remote mountain village to film a makeover reality show. The comments flooded in: “Send that drama queen to the countryside to torment the poor farmers!” So I spent my days carrying a hoe and planting tomatoes, then livestreamed dance lessons for the village grannies at night. Then the production crew showed up unannounced to inspect my vegetable garden.
“Wait, why are you growing space-bred tomatoes that the Agricultural Bureau lost track of three years ago?”
An old man at the village entrance strolled past, pipe in mouth, and said calmly, “Girl, I told you that hoe from the archaeological team would dig up something unusual.”
