His cultivation was crippled, and he became the sect's laughingstock?
Gu Chang'an packed his bags, ready to retire early, when a voice suddenly rang out in his mind:
[Congratulations, Host, on achieving the “lie flat completely” milestone! Cultivation from breathing +100! Cultivation from daydreaming +1,000! Cultivation from sleeping +10,000!]
Years later, his enemies arrived with an army of thousands, ready to storm his home, only to find that so-called “good-for-nothing” dozing in a rocking chair.
He merely yawned in annoyance. The world changed color, and his powerful foes vanished without a trace.
“Honestly, can't you just let me enjoy a peaceful afternoon nap?”