I Turned a Terrible Hand into a Royal Flush, and Even the Evil God Called It Absurd
烂牌打成王炸，邪神直呼离谱
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- 1.3M Words
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- Urban High Martial Arts
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- Are Curses Really Such a Nuisance?诅咒岂是不便之物Former title · until Oct 2026
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Well, although the protagonist was frustrated many times, he surprisingly didn't feel bored because there was indeed positive feedback. The setting of the disaster-prone physique is very good. It can rationalize conflicts and allow the audience to better watch the protagonist resolve conflicts. Overall, I give it a five-star rating.
I personally feel that this is a rare masterpiece. The character of the protagonist is more to my liking, and the plot feels more reasonable. It is not purely mindless. The setting of the heroine is also quite interesting. I don't know why the data is so low. In the recent book shortage, this is one of the few books that can be interesting to read. I hope more people will see it.
Every day, everyone is a genius, and they are serious for a critical second, which is very good.
Other reviews of this book are relatively objective. I feel that I will like to read it. It is true that this book is not a purely refreshing novel without brains, but I feel that this spiritual feeling of fighting against misfortune and the sky makes up for the fact that the protagonist will be defeated and frustrated. The protagonist's hard work is rare in Tomato, and his emotions are richer. It is much better than those other novels where the protagonist is a puppet.
He is a hard-working protagonist, but there are also many poisonous points in the book. The first thing is the misfortune, which is a bit uncomfortable, but not very poisonous. It can be regarded as a bad luck version of the aura of the small protagonist. The main problem at present is that he cheated the protagonist after the second copy, which made the protagonist's awakening reward disappear. (If you feel uncomfortable, you can read the settlement chapter of the second copy first and then jump to Chapter 234, where the protagonist and the fake system stab the bad luck in the back). The second more poisonous part is the fake system that was awakened earlier. If you persist a little bit, you can get it straight away in Chapter 90. Overall, I admire the protagonist's imagination and perseverance, and his ability to turn rubbish into flowers. It would be more exciting to watch it all, but it may not be that much, because the author's bad luck causes that every time the protagonist is strengthened, the opponent will also be strengthened. But it's just the beginning now, I hope it will be more exciting in the future.
The legendary residual blood steaming king, all of them are disabled, it can be said that the world is broken, and they just relied on a little bit of luck to steam to the end🌚
Very cool. This rating is a bit low. The protagonist has great ideas. Sure enough, there is only a thin line between genius and madness.
It's quite interesting. It's completely different from other mindless cool stories where the protagonist is invincible at the beginning. The protagonist of this book is similar to the third-rate villain in Korean comics I've read before. He's just not strong, but he can make good use of his own characteristics and exert an effect of 1+1 greater than 2. After reading too many mindless cool stories, it's quite interesting to read this.
Very good, good luck to the author. Some people like reading cool novels, so don't waste your time here. There are so many mindless cool novels out there. Not all novels have to be of this type. If you don't like them, just leave. I happened to have imagined the ability of the protagonist's impression projection before, such as "Imagination~" in the Spongebob Squarepants episode. I always thought this ability could be very interesting to play with. If he takes the initiative to split his personality like Xie Bai, he should be able to drive the God of Hell all the time, or be regarded as a substitute in JOJO. It just can't affect others, but it's equivalent to having a few more brains. It's really cool to have different versions of yourself that only you can see and communicate with. It's just that there is a risk of rebellion like Xie Bai. After all, if you want to maximize the benefits, the substitute must be yourself with a different thinking mode, and then you may rebel. If it were me I might do that, and as long as I still think it's me, it doesn't matter.
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