Wait, How Did I Become the Old Man in a Ring?

[One Female Lead] [Transmigration] [Fantasy] [System] [Comedy]

The remnant soul of a celestial immortal bound to him turns out to be a fellow countryman who transmigrated three thousand years ago?

Lin Mo cultivated bitterly for three thousand years, and just as he was about to attain the Dao and become an emperor, a bolt of golden light from the Heavenly Dao blasted his soul to pieces. When he opened his eyes again, he had become the old man in a ring, and a little Qi Refining cultivator had bound him with a System.

“Senior, are you really a mighty being at the Celestial Immortal Realm?”

“The real deal. I did get struck by lightning, though. No refunds after purchase.”

“Then can you teach me an invincible technique?”

“Well... Back in my day, I mainly got strong by stealing the demon clan's treasure vaults, eating as I ran.”

It wasn't until Lin Mo hummed “Seven Mile Fragrance” that the boy blurted out the next line.

“Holy crap! A fellow countryman?!”

“My damn System was three thousand years late, and now it's yours?!”

From then on, the cultivation world gained a swindling duo: one pretended to be an expert and fooled people, while the other used the System to cheat.

[If you're wondering why I wrote this, haha... purely to torture everyone.]