I Built the System, So What Can You Use to Fight Me?

I, Lin Ye, have fished for three thousand years and lived for a hundred thousand. Bored out of my mind, I once wrote a few little programs to pass the time.

I never imagined some fool calling himself the "Child of Destiny" would come crashing down with the [Plunder System] I'd written fifty thousand years ago, smashing my fishpond!

"Old man, get off this mountain. It's mine now!"

"System, activate [Forced Plunder] and drain his life force!"

Watching his arrogant face, I simply tapped the fishing rod in my hand.

The next second, the System he was so proud of began spewing garbled text right in front of me!

[Warning! Warning! Detecting... pa... parent-level authority!]

[System core directives have been altered!]

[Ultimate mission forcibly overridden!]

[Mission objective: Bow your head and kowtow ten thousand times to the father of this System!]

Watching the so-called Child of Destiny kneel on the ground as his own System forced his head down, making him kowtow again and again until he was bloody, I yawned.

"This code has a bug. Looks like I'll have to find time to refactor it..."

How many other "protagonists" are out there causing trouble with buggy Systems I wrote?