Apocalypse: My Dodging Skills Are Ridiculously Slick

Lin Feng wakes up to find the world turned upside down.

The skyscrapers are in ruins, zombies roam the streets, and blood is everywhere. He’s actually transmigrated to the apocalypse!

Luckily, he’s bound to the Ultimate Dodge System, which lets him dodge any attack with a 100% success rate!

Physical, energy, or mental attacks? Even causality-based strikes? Just dodge them all!

He thought he’d be unstoppable, roaming the wasteland as he pleased, but it turns out this System is kind of a trap...

[Every perfect dodge forces you into a victory pose!]

A zombie’s claws swipe past his face? He has to casually run a hand through his hair and give a deep, cool stare!

A mutant behemoth charges with a roar? He has to stand with his hands behind his back, radiating the air of an unparalleled master!

Enemies open fire from every direction? He still has to flash a devilish smile and dust himself off first!

Lin Feng: “I’m not! I don’t want to! This stupid System is forcing me to show off!!”

He thought he’d be dying of embarrassment in the apocalypse, but things just kept getting more ridiculous...

Teammate: “The boss taunted them again! We’ve got the best conditions for dealing damage!”

Enemy: “We can’t hit him! We just can’t hit him! And he’s winking at me! I can’t take this!”

Mysterious powerhouse: “His pose after every dodge is so profound. He must be a hidden, unparalleled master!”

Then he discovers that the cooler the pose, the more Show-Off Points he gets!

Shop items: a saintly body! A damage-reflecting suit of armor! Concept-level skins! Even... a star-destroying warship?

When the ultimate zombie tide sweeps across the globe and enemies like gods of demons descend, the world’s survivors are plunged into despair. Then they see Lin Feng flawlessly dodging a storm of attacks amid the enemy ranks. He slowly strikes an ultimate pose never seen before, then chuckles:

“Relax. Let me get my pose right first. Then I’ll pull them all in and wipe them out in one go.”