[No system + no heroine + fun article]
Ren Yang, a monk in the late Nascent Soul stage, broke through space during a fierce battle and accidentally entered the world of Naruto.
In order to find a way to go back, Ren Yang disguised himself as a silver-haired natural curly from a certain plane and opened a master house in Konoha.
"Fellow Taoist, your bones are astonishing. Come into my human emperor cauldron and speak."
Hidan stared at the evil Xiaoding with black air and felt chills in his heart.
"Why is your Human Emperor Cauldron emitting black smoke..."
"Oh, fellow Taoist, you don't know that our purple cauldron has turned black."
"You're welcome to this fellow Taoist who has a lot of heart. Please accompany your old friend to enter the cauldron."
"Damn it, Hidan, stop being dazed! Help me break the cauldron!"
The two people's attitude of not accepting their fate surprised Ren Yang, "You just accept your fate after entering the Human Emperor Cauldron."
"Fuck you!"
Can be quite funny