The Funny Daily Routine of Dressing up as a Toilet Emperor at the Beginning

When I wake up, I become the Emperor, the lord of mankind? But... Why is it on the golden toilet? ! Liu Bo, the social beast, was being ravaged by his boss's PPT yesterday, but today he opened his eyes and directly replaced the God of Mankind - the Emperor! However, the truth behind this "supreme glory" is: · The ultimate prison cell: a golden toilet that is so cold that it bites your ass and cannot be used for ten thousand years! · Bizarre official duties: dealing with random prayers from all over the galaxy every day ("God Emperor! My wife ran away with the oil guy!" "The Emperor bless me to draw cards and withdraw money!"); Use "constipation-style exertion" to suppress psychic energy to fend off demons; approve the Mechanicum's insane plan of "installing a toaster on Titan". · Workplace injuries: Sitting for long periods of time can lead to illness, and hemorrhoids may be the most loyal "comrade". Since you can't get rid of it, let's play something big! As a result, the 41st millennium of hardcore darkness was completely distorted: · Psychic live broadcast: Live broadcast "Daily Life on the Emperor's Toilet" to the whole universe, showing "read without reply" handling prayers, "likes" to encourage the front line, and the ratings crush the state religion's sermons! · Belief peripherals: "Emperor's Same Power Toilet Seat" and "Officially Authorized Hum Audio" are sold all over the universe! The commander of the Forbidden Army was forced to set up a "peripheral office" to crack down on counterfeiting every day! · KPI assessment: Bureaucrats actually quantitatively assess their beliefs! As a result, the farmers chanted sutras at the speed of light and forgot to harvest the vegetables, and the workers had to fight for points while tightening screws. The emperor was so angry that he suffered from hemorrhoids! However, when the Martian Mechanicus launched a rebellion and hundreds of millions of green-skinned orcs formed the largest "Waaagh!!!" Frenzy sweeping the galaxy in history - everyone was horrified to discover that the seemingly unreliable toilet emperor