When I woke up, I was transformed into the cannon fodder Bai Yueguang who jumped into the sea and died in ancient pornographic novels.
According to the plot, the paranoid male protagonist will pick up my body and make it into a specimen, and imprison and torture the stand-in female protagonist for ten years.
I decisively tore up the suicide note, turned around and participated in the variety show and became famous all over the Internet.
During the live interview, the host asked: "What do you think of the marriage of wealthy families?"
I smiled at the camera: "Married men should keep to themselves, for example -"
"Mr. Gu who is watching the live broadcast, when will your divorce agreement be sent to me?"
The entire live broadcast room suddenly became paralyzed, and a man in a suit and leather shoes slowly walked out from behind the camera:
"Is it too early to talk about divorce now?"
He knelt down on one knee and opened the ring box: "After all, I have been guarding my body for thirty years, waiting for you to come back."