Chen Xu: Oh my God! I clearly transmigrated to a parallel world of Genshin Impact, so why is this world nothing like the Genshin Impact I remember?
Furina: Ah Xu! Where are we? Didn't you promise to stay with me for the rest of my life? Why did you run off halfway?
Chen Xu: No, Fufu, could you put the knife down first? Help! Neuvillette, there's a god trying to kill someone!
Neuvillette: By generally accepted principles of reason, this is a matter between the two of you. I have no authority to interfere or manage it.
(This is a new writer, so the writing might not be great. If it makes you cringe, feel free to come yell at me.) (Completely original, so the characters might be a little OOC.)