I'm Happy to Stare at Anyone, There's Something Wrong with My Superpower!

[Funny martial arts + weird superpowers + alternative cool writing + social invincibility + I will make whoever messes with me my mother! After awakening the power [glaring at so-and-so's pregnancy], my life was completely wrong! All the girls in the school took a detour, and the name "Gynecology Master" resounded throughout Taihua No. 3 Middle School. I wanted to keep a low profile, but the [Leziren Becoming God System] forced me to do something - if someone dies, you can draw a lottery to become stronger! The dean's banner? The school bully's slippers? Mercenary King's new treasure island dance move? Everything is arranged in the "Social Student Observation Diary"! When the world's top organization "Scavenger" was furious and sent out S-class killers, I calmly sent a message to their gods: "Dear, I suggest you take maternity leave~" On the surface, he looks like a bad high school student fighting against the five scum, but in fact he is a world player who punches the stars and obeys the rules. Good-for-nothing? Doesn't exist! In the face of rule-level superpowers, all living beings are equal—you all have to laugh (or cry)!