After grinding through 99 worlds, I, Lin Ye, have finally become an immortal Dragon-Aotian!
I thought I could take my billions and retire back home, but a BUG-ridden System dragged me into a new world. The mission? To die of old age?!
If I want to go home, I have to die!
So I wrote a treasonous poem in the middle of the street and waited to be executed at noon outside the Meridian Gate!
[Ding! Host's “words that awaken the world” have triggered the passive skill “Poetic Genius”! The Chosen One, Xiao Qingxue, now looks upon you with 100 more favor!]
I refused to give up. I cursed out the powerful ministers and begged to have my entire family executed!
[Warning! Host's “peerless statesmanship” has triggered the passive skill “Words Become Law”! Court reputation +1,000! The powerful ministers' faction has collapsed!]
I volunteered to guard the frontier, hoping to die on the battlefield!
[Congratulations, Host! Your ultimate passive skill “Overlord's Valor” has activated! You have cut down a general and seized his banner amid a million troops! Title unlocked: “Undefeated God of War”!]
The System clutched its head and wept inside my mind: [Bro! I was wrong! Keep this up and they'll really put the imperial robes on you! Please, just be a normal Chosen One!]
Me: “I really just want to clock out!”
