[Scheming Female Lead] [Weak System] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Mostly Everyday Life] [Xuanhuan Cultivation]
This book is also known as: "I Told You to Live Forever, Not to Harass the Fox Demon Empress!"
(The pacing is fairly fast early on and a little slower in the middle and later stages. Please bear with it.)
Zhang Yunian, an utterly ordinary office worker, dies from a fatal hit by a speeding truck.
When he opens his eyes again, his soul has transmigrated into the cultivation world, and he is bound to the [Longevity System]!
He immediately decides:
He is the chosen one.
In the future, he will sweep across the heavens, found a sect, be surrounded by beauties, and live as long as the heavens!
Then...
His starting point: the bathhouse of Bai Qiu, the Fox Demon Empress.
He has barely opened his mouth to explain...
A cold sword cuts through the air.
Squish.
[First Death Achievement Unlocked]
The good news: the System is reliable, and he can be reborn.
The bad news: it seems the Fox Demon Empress has put him on her "kill on sight" list.
Nine lifetimes, nine encounters.
She kills, he dies. She kills again, and he dies again.
The System can't help but complain:
[I told you to live forever, not to harass the Empress.]
In his ninth life, fate starts over once more...
The good news: the Empress failed her tribulation, her Dao heart shattered, and her cultivation fell to just thirty percent. The mature beauty has shrunk into a young girl.
The bad news: the System has run out of energy. This is your last life.
Even worse: the Empress's soul is injured, and she is planning to... eat you to recover.
Want to live?
Refine a Heaven-Mending Pill for her.
Can't make one?
She eats you.
A doomed start with nine deaths on the line, and a fox demon Empress at the peak of the Deity Transformation realm watching him every day as her emergency rations.
Zhang Yunian sneers:
"In this life, it's anyone's guess who eats whom."
Immortality? Romance? Survival? Turning the tables?
This book is also known as: "The Ninth Time the Empress Hunted Me Down, I Decided to Take the Initiative."...
The author gives himself a full star rating. It's not about self-confidence, it's just about giving a good impression to your book (children)
It's okay, at least there's nothing disgusting about it
Frollo's quotations are all written in