“To seek immortality, would you be willing to leave yourself without descendants?”
“Any day you cultivate for less than twelve hours counts as wasted. Can you accept that?”
“Join my sect, and if you fail to meet your targets within a hundred years, your soul will be annihilated! Do you dare?!”
Watching the trembling applicants before me, I, Qi Zheng, nodded with satisfaction.
With the Cultivation Maniac KPI System at my disposal, I turned the entire demonic sect into my own supercompany!
Blood-burning secret arts? Too inefficient! My Liver Emperor Cultivation Method increases cultivation speed by 300%!
Demonic overlords? They can't even write weekly reports or set OKRs!
Under my leadership, the Demon Venerable was driven mad by performance reviews, while the Holy Maiden fought tooth and nail for project slots!
Years later, when the righteous alliance laid siege to our gates, they found every disciple in my sect clutching a copy of Five Years of Cultivation, Three Years to Ascend. A banner hung above our mountain gate: “Cultivation isn't about fighting and killing. It's about human relationships, and above all, KPIs!”
