Don't mess with that security guard, he just wants to get off work!
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In my new life, I just want to be an ordinary museum security guard, rely on the [one-click training system] to automatically hang up, and live peacefully until the end of the world.
Catching fish at work = skyrocketing cultivation; drinking tea and reading newspapers = achieving great success.
I thought I could survive in such a stable way until I became an immortal, until that day, the female CEO of Bingshan brought the war to my territory in order to fight for an ancient relic.
"I warned you not to disturb me fishing."
In front of her shocked face, I smashed the S-class superpower with one punch.
Please, Mr. President, stop looking at me with your adoring eyes. I really just want to get off work on time!
Core Selling Points: Highlights the huge contrast between the protagonist's "just want to fish" mentality and the terrifying strength of "One Punch Man", and uses a "begging for mercy" tone to say the most pretentious words, directly hitting the "Gou Dao" and "pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger" lovers.
