Don’t Mess with That Security Guard, He Just Wants to Clock Out

Whatever you do, don’t mess with that security guard. He just wants to clock out!

Story:

Reborn in this life, I only want to be an unremarkable museum security guard, relying on my [One-Click Cultivation System] to train on autopilot and live in peace until the end of time.

Slacking off at work makes my cultivation skyrocket. Drinking tea and reading the paper brings my techniques to mastery.

I thought I could quietly keep at it until I became an immortal, until one day, an icy female CEO brought a battle over an ancient artifact right to my doorstep.

“I warned you not to interrupt my slacking off.”

Right in front of her stunned eyes, I smashed an S-rank esper with one punch.

Please, Madam CEO, stop looking at me with those admiring eyes. I really just want to clock out on time!

Key appeal: The story highlights the huge contrast between the protagonist’s laid-back attitude of “I just want to slack off” and his terrifying, One-Punch-Man-like power. He delivers the most boastful lines in a pleading tone, hitting all the sweet spots for fans of the cautious survival style and the play-the-pig-to-eat-the-tiger trope.