Go Fight Monsters! Why Are You Farming My Monster Players?

[The Fourth Calamity] [Players Goofing Off and Losing Their Minds] [Lighthearted] [Wreaking Havoc Across the World]

I'm an ordinary player in the game World.

I'm an honest person who likes farming.

Huh? I'm not allowed to farm here?

Then I guess I'll have to plant you in the ground instead.

Oh, and don't get the wrong idea. That fortress standing up is just a machine I use for watering the crops. It's not dangerous in the slightest!

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I'm also an ordinary player in the game World.

I'm frail, a goblin with a combat rating of five.

What? What's this thing in my hand?

Its full name is the Arctic Warfare Magnum sniper rifle.

It's a local specialty from my hometown, just for show.

Don't make things up. I really didn't assassinate the king!

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My name is Jian Xing, and I'm the lord of this dungeon.

My players may be terrifying monsters, but they're kind-hearted beneath their beastly appearances. They're well-behaved and have never gone out to terrorize anyone.

What? You don't care about any of that, and monsters have to die no matter what?

You're even calling the Forbidden Mage to bomb us?

Nooo!!!

Why are you farming my monster players instead of the mobs?!

...Oh, and bring the Sword Saint too. I'm worried there won't be enough experience to go around.