Wukong Told You to Find the Golden Hairpin, So Why Are You Peeking at the Demoness?

Unhappy with the twists in Dream of the Red Chamber and the tired old tropes of Journey to the West? A burned-out wage slave, Jia Baoyu, transmigrates into Sun Wukong and turns everything upside down! Bound to the Heavenly Fate System, he must find the marks of the Twelve Beauties of Jinling. His only path to power: getting beaten up! The Three Realms are thrown into chaos. The Buddha cries, “That monkey is peeping at the Seven Fairies again!” while the White Bone Demon sobs, “Please stop hitting me!” Wukong thinks to himself, “This is so hard! I’m ‘getting beaten up’ to activate the Indestructible Diamond Sacred Body and claim a hundredfold return. How could you understand the hardships of my ‘romantic hero’ ways?” He treats the flower spirit Daiyu like a “brother,” unaware that the teardrop-shaped mark she leaves behind is shining for him. He gives the queen of Phoenix Perch Mountain a performance review score, accidentally unlocks a hundredfold return, and exploits a loophole to acquire Heaven’s Merit Ledger! As the nine forms of the Undying Sacred Body of the Divine Ape awaken, he masters the emotional world of Dream of the Red Chamber through the full force of the seven emotions. His physical powers tear through space and time, while his powers of love overturn the laws of the universe. Even the saints bow before him! This is not just a search for true love, but Wukong’s path to transcendence, as he bears the emotional debts of Dream of the Red Chamber and the mission of the primordial world! In the end, he will transcend the Heavenly Dao, open the heavens through love, and recreate an eternal age for the Twelve Beauties!