Urban Cultivation+Behind the Scenes+Funny Comedy
Taoist Lin Feng, who has been in the world of immortality for millions of years, plans to return to Earth while the teleportation array is open.
However, the hidden enemy secretly took action and attempted to use the self-destruction energy of the teleportation array to kill Lin Feng.
The teleportation array was destroyed, and Lin Feng had a one-way ticket to the earth. Moreover, the destructive energy of the teleportation array also caused Lin Feng to be seriously injured, and the divine sea was damaged. He could only use the abilities of the Nascent Soul stage, and could no longer replenish energy with spiritual stone resources.
In order to avoid taking action, he could only stay in bed.
But when he returned to Earth, he realized that the millions of years he spent in the world of cultivating immortals had only lasted less than two months on Earth.
He was a kindergarten teacher with a technical secondary school degree. When he returned home, his mother forced him to go to work and joined a kindergarten.
A million years after leaving the earth, the skills of kindergarten teachers in technical secondary schools have been almost forgotten. He can only lead a group of children to start a different path of cultivating immortals and becoming gods.
For a time, strange things related to Suzhou Friendship Noble Kindergarten occurred frequently.
"Children grow up too fast!" "Children can talk to animals!" "My child is even more outrageous. A four-year-old child is too strong!" "My child calls himself Nezha and helps the police catch bad guys every day!"
Until one day, a small country took out a Bible at the United Nations, saying what God promised the land, and used it to continuously launch wars against foreign countries.
In the South China Sea of the Dragon Kingdom, Avalokitesvara was born; rabbits were rampant on the moon, and Chang'e roasted rabbit legs to fight back the moon lander who could not speak Chinese; the Dragon King of the East China Sea went to Japan with his shrimp soldiers and crab generals to demand compensation for the discharge of the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant into the sea!
All of a sudden, all the Chinese gods appeared.
Countries have sent scripture-seeking teams one after another to come to the Dragon Kingdom to seek the true scriptures!
