There Is No Way My First Disciple Could Be a Wife-Obsessed Fool

[Sunny younger disciple bottom × aloof-on-the-outside, tender-on-the-inside senior brother top]

At the Qingyun Sect’s disciple recruitment ceremony, Lin Xiao is found to possess a mutated Heavenly Spirit Root, a once-in-a-millennium talent. The reclusive Immortal Master Xuanyun breaks seclusion to accept him as a disciple, then immediately passes the buck, handing his brand-new student to his eldest disciple. “Qingyan, I’m going to pursue the Dao. I’ll leave your junior brother in your hands. Make sure he feels the warmth of our sect!” Ling Qingyan, the sect’s chief disciple, is as cold and upright as his sword, rigid to a fault. Looking at the beaming little junior brother before him, with his clear eyes and his whispered question, “Do we get enough to eat here?”, Ling Qingyan experiences helplessness for the first time.

From then on, “raising a child” is forcibly added to the perfect life plan of the aloof senior brother: overseeing his cultivation (“Senior Brother, my legs are numb!”), helping with his studies (“The characters know me, but I don’t know them!”), looking after his meals (“Senior Brother, I want another bowl!”), and cleaning up his messes (“Senior Brother, I didn’t mean to blow up the alchemy room!”)…

Ling Qingyan thinks it is just an obligation he can’t refuse because of his master’s orders. But at some point, he finds himself unable to look away from the boy as he gradually grows up. His thoughts scatter whenever the boy smiles, he flies into a rage whenever the boy gets hurt, and he feels a surge of jealousy whenever someone else gets close to him.

Lin Xiao also realizes that his own icy senior brother seems more and more out of sorts. What happened to the strict teacher he was promised? This makes no sense. Why is he acting stranger and stranger!