On the Superiority of Scientific Cultivation of Immortality

[The secret behind the explosion of the world of immortality] Who said that refining qi can't defeat the golden elixir? That's because you haven't read this banned book! Fellow Taoist, are you still worried about killing enemies beyond your level? Will you still be so scared that high-level monks tremble with fear? Congratulations, receiving this message means that your journey to immortality is about to begin! A strange book called "Principles of Gas Explosion" is going viral in the world of immortality. According to an anonymous victim: "That night, I, a noble Golden Elixir monk, was blown up by a junior Qi refiner with unknown gas until his robes blossomed!" "The most annoying thing is that while he was exploding, he shouted, 'This is the perfect ratio of oxygen and acetylene'!" Yes, this wonderful book completely subverts the traditional understanding of immortality: No spiritual talent required, just knowing how to balance chemical equations Ignoring realm suppression, scientific calculation is the way to go From refining qi to overcoming tribulations, with this book in hand, I have everything in the world A certain tribulation master uttered the truth after drinking: "It's not that I don't want to learn! It's because the periodic table of elements is more difficult to memorize than the heaven-level exercises!" "The last time we tested hydrogen explosion, it almost blew up the cave into an ascension site!"