Zhou Chen transmigrated and was bound to the Go Home by Dying System from the start. All he had to do was provoke Hongwu Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang until the emperor personally ordered his execution, and he would return to the modern world with a billion yuan!
What the hell? This is basically a freebie!
He charged into the court and pointed at the throne, shouting, “Zhu Chongba! You were a monk and a beggar! Tyrant! Foolish ruler! Have me executed!”
Zhu Yuanzhang slammed the table and rose to his feet. “Seize him! ...Wait, the Get Stronger by Taking Insults System is activated? The nastier the insults, the better I feel?!”
“Reward him! Promote him! Appoint him as an Auspicious Omen Witness! Insult me even more!”
Zhou Chen was dumbfounded. I insult your ancestors, and you turn around and promote me and make me rich?
Hu Weiyong broke down. “This madman gets promoted for insulting the emperor. Is there no law in this land?!”
The officials knelt and begged. “Lord Zhou! Teach us how to be ‘unyielding and righteous’!”
Zhu Yuanzhang secretly reveled in it. “Keep insulting me! My imperial fortune, high-yield sweet potatoes, and life-extending pills all depend on you!”
Zhou Chen clutched his head and wailed. “Zhu Chongba! Ma Dajiao! Please, just execute me! I only want to go home!!!”
[Goofy mayhem + promotions for all the wrong reasons + court antics] When a transmigrator desperate to die meets a stingy emperor who stays alive by taking insults...
The most ridiculous ruler-and-minister duo in history are ready to roast each other!
If I keep reading, I feel like a fool.
The plot is cleverly designed, and each link is linked to make people want to stop. Each chapter has new surprises, like opening treasure boxes one after another.
Multiple brain pits