I Ascended with a Lazy System, and the Cultivation World Went Mad

[Ding! The Lazy Cultivation System has been successfully bound.]

[Checking Host's current status: lying still, heart rate 68 beats per minute, loafing points +1 per hour. Accumulate 30 loafing points to exchange them for the second level of Qi Refining.]

Li Tailan rubbed his eyes and opened them, looking around. No one had said anything, had they? He was just about to close his eyes and go back to sleep when an orange cat's silhouette suddenly appeared in his mind. Curled up in a corner of his consciousness, it yawned. “Don't bother looking. I'm in your sea of consciousness.”

“Who are you? Why are you in my sea of consciousness?” Li Tailan asked sleepily.

“I'm the Lazy Cultivation System. If you can sit, never stand; if you can lie down, never sit. Stillness is better than movement, and sleep is better than stillness.” The orange cat's voice continued to ring in his mind.

“A lazy System? Nice, that suits me. But I'm sleepy right now, so I'm too lazy to hear more.” Li Tailan gave a brief reply.

“Meow, don't go to sleep yet. I can help you cultivate, and even help you ascend.” The orange cat's silhouette meowed in his mind.

“Ascend? I'm too lazy to ascend. Keep your voice down. You're even disturbing my dreams.”