(This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental, and it has no connection to reality. Please forgive any coincidental name matches.)
> I am the chief Black Mystic Cat under Yue Lao, and I have managed the Three Realms' romantic ties for hundreds of years.
> The day I underwent my tribulation and took human form, the ninefold lightning tribulation struck me until my soul was annihilated.
> When I opened my eyes again, Yue Lao's shameless voice rang in my mind:
> "Good apprentice, I pulled some strings for you and slipped you into a popular novel to get some experience."
> "The mission is simple: break up that canon couple."
> I stared at the cool, short-haired girl in the mirror, while the base of my tail still smelled faintly of smoke.
> Then I saw the mission targets: the star-crossed lovers I'd personally bound together with a red thread for nine hundred lifetimes.
> And now I'm supposed to break them up with my own hands?
> "Master, when you tied them together back then... did you ever think about after-sales service?"
