After Being Struck by Lightning, Yue Lao Asked Me to Dismantle My CP

(This article is purely fictitious. Any similarities are purely coincidental and have nothing to do with reality. Please forgive me if there are any name conflicts) >I am the chief black cat under Yue Lao, and I have been in charge of the marriage lines in the three realms for hundreds of years. >On the day when I transcended the tribulation and transformed into another form, the ninth level of thunder tribulation struck me and my soul was completely destroyed. >When I opened my eyes again, Yue Lao's shady voice sounded in my mind: >"My good disciple, my master has given you a backdoor and stuffed it into a popular novel to practice." > "The task is very simple - just remove the pair of official CPs." >I stared at the image of a girl with short and cool hair in the mirror, and the smell of smoke and burnt residue still lingered on her tailbone. >Until I saw the target of the mission - I personally tied up the miserable mandarin duck for nine hundred generations with red thread. >Now let me dismantle the CP with my own hands? >"Master, when you tied them up... Didn't you consider after-sales service?"