Urban cultivation of immortality + anti-routine cultivation of immortality + global adventure + comedy + apocalyptic crisis
"The Sun Sutra at the tip of the pyramid is the recipe for kebabs? Can the Mayan crystal skull be used as a WIFI router?" Lin Yuan, a loser in the archeology department, awakened the "spiritual scavenger" physique in the end of the Dharma era - touching ancient relics will analyze their original laws, but the price is to trigger the resurrection of gods and demons! So his graduation thesis became a guide to salvation:
· Awakening the terracotta warriors and horses by dancing to the third subject in the Mausoleum of the First Emperor of Qin, being chased by Yin soldiers and calling them "spiritual leaders"; · Using the torch of the Statue of Liberty to fry an egg, accidentally activating the power of the Greek God of Fire to burn through the barrier; · Soaking the Dead Sea Scrolls in water and drinking, I actually read God's message: "On the ninth day, I made milk tea"... When the relics of ancient civilizations around the world were collectively rampaging, Lin Yuan stood on top of the Easter Island stone statues and declared: "Cultivation of immortality? No, I want humans to refine the gods into figurines!" And the mixed-race female agent who always came to steal cultural relics was raising his chin with the muzzle of her gun: "Classmate Lin, when you stole my heart - did you also understand the law of love?"
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Lin Yuan, an archaeological loser, awakens his scavenging physique, touches cultural relics and picks up magical powers, which triggers the resurrection of gods and demons. Skip subject three to awaken the terracotta warriors and horses, fry an egg with the Statue of Liberty's torch to gain the power of the God of Fire, and play tricks to make your brain explode. The collision of civilizations is full of jokes, with Greek gods delivering food and Egyptian pharaohs becoming beauty bloggers. The plot is counter-conventional and high-energy. What's more, with the sweet pull of agent Xia Mi, the ultimate goal is to make a figure of a god, which can be called the ceiling of joy in cultivating immortals at the end of the world!
Lin Yuan, an archaeological loser, awakens his scavenging physique, touches cultural relics and picks up magical powers, which triggers the resurrection of gods and demons. Skip subject three to awaken the terracotta warriors and horses, fry an egg with the Statue of Liberty's torch to gain the power of the God of Fire, and play tricks to make your brain explode. The collision of civilizations is full of jokes, with Greek gods delivering food and Egyptian pharaohs becoming beauty bloggers. The plot is counter-conventional and high-energy. What's more, with the sweet pull of agent Xia Mi, the ultimate goal is to make a figure of a god, which can be called the ceiling of joy in cultivating immortals at the end of the world!