Chang'an Ye Yu, I, Zhou Xiaoman, a delivery rider, accidentally entered Tianbao for fourteen years. The system forced me to deliver the taro mud Bobo to Concubine Yang within 24 hours, otherwise it would stay in the Tang Dynasty forever.
In order to save my return ticket, I sent Yangzhi nectar to Mrs. Guo Guo and sweet-scented osmanthus wine to Li Bai. Business was booming, but my colleague "Anshizhizhizhi" snatched the order: The other party sent 3,000 "Rebel Packages" at one time, and it was me five years later!
With three consecutive moves of poisonous milk, fire attack, and laxative, I trapped An Lushan into the hut and brought Chang'an back on track. In the end, I closed the time and space channel, stayed in the Tang Dynasty to open the "Zhou Ji Ice Cream Shop", and partnered with the imperial concubine to turn the Anshi Rebellion into the "Anshi Wan".
A cup of milk tea can save the world. Who says takeout can't change history?
