I, Zhu Xiongying, the eldest grandson of the Ming Dynasty Emperor, am a senior social animal time traveler.
He has only two lifelong dreams: first, to "slip and fall into the water" and fake his own death to escape in two years' time; second, to buy a thousand acres of fertile land in Jiangnan, marry eighteen wives, and be completely peaceful.
But at my eighth birthday party, a "Future China Merit Book" dropped from the sky, naming me by name and calling me the God of Destiny, and then asked me to synthesize penicillin at the age of nine.
Looking at the fanatical eyes of my murderous emperor grandfather, I was forced to embark on the road of deceiving the iron-blooded emperor with rotten oranges, moldy steamed buns and modern chemistry knowledge.
Help! I really just want to lie down and not be an emperor for eternity! What's more, I don't even know how to do a penicillin allergy test!
