I Keep a Houseful of Esports Pros

My name is Lin Xiaobei. I’m so broke all I have left is instant noodles and a dream of becoming a screenwriter, and I live in a ten-square-meter rental room.

Five League of Legends champions suddenly dropped into my room: the top laner hefting a sword, the jungler clutching a blade, and the mid laner brandishing a staff.

They don’t want to fight. They insist on being extras instead, and say they can summon teammates in the same role whenever they need help.

After unexpectedly gaining a golden finger, I can put them in short dramas, have them do the chores, or even livestream sales.

Garen fixes computers, Lee Sin sweeps the floor, and Ryze acts in a modern romance drama. They’re hilarious enough to make your abs ache.

Everyone thinks I’m shooting a show, but really, I’m turning my life around.

I used to scrape by eating dirt. Now the whole internet is hooked on my “Theater of Life.”

They’re not here to cause trouble. They’re here to help me become the richest man alive and find true love.

From good-for-nothing to billionaire, from social recluse to everyone’s favorite comedian, every step I take counts.

This time, I finally carried myself to victory.