Bound to the Wrongdoing System, General, He Tricked Me into Giving Birth to a Baby

[Funny sand sculpture + time travel + system + sweet pet + strong-mouthed medical concubine + sinister general + happy enemy] Yu Shenglan was choked by a handsome general during time travel, and the cheating system was still beeping like crazy. "Ding! Touch your abs and get +100 points, kiss and get +1,000 points, knock down and clear your debt immediately!" What kind of talk is this! In order to survive, she had no choice but to attack the cold-faced general while frantically outputting modern knowledge. Sprinkle grain and grass with laxatives and beat the enemy troops while running! Use Sun Tzu's Art of War to mix devil pepper and teach the ancients about anorectal warfare! Using hemorrhoid medicine, he saved the life of a general respected by the entire army! He also used square dance + Subject 3 to capture the hearts of all the soldiers in the army. All the soldiers in the army said: This woman is truly a goddess! Lieutenant General: Sister, let's become sworn friends! General: This woman is simply poisonous! He said that girls should respect themselves, but his body was very honest! Yu Shenglan: Where is the cold-faced King of Hell that we agreed on? You jealous liar! System: Ding! Congratulations to the host for unlocking his hidden identity! He gets angry and she acts coquettishly; When he sleeps, she bangs on the bed; He fights, she flirts; He fended off enemies, while she touched her abdominal muscles; She burns grain and grass, and he takes the blame; She tears up the scumbag, and he hands the knife to her; So sweet and loving! Reading Guide 1. Hilarious sand sculpture × sweet flirtation, the whole process is hahaha 2. The heroine's witty complaints × the hero's self-defeat and jealousy 3. The system works hard every day, and the tasks are so embarrassing that it breaks its legs (comes with horse manure scented perfume) 4. Contains famous scenes such as abdominal muscles sucking snake venom, hiding in a bathtub and being searched, and smelling farts in a stable. 5. HE! From pacifying the war to prosperous times, the couple worked on infrastructure construction