[Hilarious chaos + transmigration + System + sweet romance + sharp-tongued doctor consort + scheming general + bickering lovers]
Yu Shenglan transmigrates and finds herself being choked by a handsome general, while her useless System keeps babbling away.
“Ding! Touching his abs: +100 points. A kiss: +1,000. Pin him down and all your debt disappears!”
What kind of outrageous nonsense is that?
To stay alive, she has no choice but to paw at the cold-faced general while bombarding him with modern knowledge.
She sprinkles laxatives on the enemy’s provisions, leaving their troops running and pooping!
She combines Sun Tzu’s Art of War with ghost peppers to teach the ancients about battlefield tactics in proctology!
She uses hemorrhoid cream to save the general, idolized by the entire army!
She even wins the hearts of the soldiers with square dancing and the “Subject Three” dance.
The soldiers: This woman is a true marvel!
The deputy general: Sis, let’s become sworn sisters!
The general: This woman is downright poisonous!
He tells her to behave herself, but his body tells the truth!
Yu Shenglan: So much for the cold-faced King of Hell! You’re a jealous liar!
System: Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve unlocked a hidden identity!
He gets angry, she acts cute;
He goes to sleep, she bangs on the bed;
He goes to war, she flirts with men;
He fights the enemy, she feels his abs;
She burns the provisions, he takes the blame;
She tears into the scumbags, he hands her the knife;
Sugar-sweet and full of love!
[Reading Guide]
1. Hilarious chaos × sugary flirting, with laughs from start to finish
2. A clever, witty heroine × a jealous hero who falls for her all by himself
3. The System causes trouble every day, and its missions are wildly outrageous (including horse-dung-scented perfume)
4. Includes iconic scenes like sucking snake venom off abs, hiding from a search in a bathtub, and smelling farts in a stable
5. Happy ending! From ending the war to building a prosperous realm, the couple works together to rebuild the land
Very interesting, with many golden quotes, I love reading it
Very good, quite funny. The heroine is very good at talking and can learn a lot of insulting words.