The Golden Soldiers Were Scared Off at the Beginning, How Dare You Call Me a Magic Stick?

[Fooling + Hilarious + System + Passionate] When Guo Jing woke up, he traveled to the late Northern Song Dynasty and became the famous "No. 1 Magic Stick" Guo Jing in Bianjing City! What's even more terrible is that the moment he came through was the beginning of the history of Jingkang's disgrace - the Jin army was approaching the city, and the original man was boasting about Haikou and wanted to use the "Liujia Divine Weapon" spell to repel the enemy. Seeing that the cowhide was broken and he was about to be dragged out and beheaded by the angry Song Qinzong, Guo Jing panicked. At this moment, with a "ding" sound, a [Universal Supermarket System] awakened in his body! There is a supermarket, but the starting capital is only 10 points, which is only enough to buy a bag of potato chips and a bottle of Coke? Can this thing defeat the enemy? ! Thus, the most outrageous city defense battle in history began. While others used rolling logs and rocks to defend the city, he used chili powder smoke bombs and imitation pepper spray; Others' military rations were dry corn biscuits, but he took out military cans and compressed biscuits (limited supply); Others rely on fast horses to convey military information, so he directly took out the loudspeaker and walkie-talkie (the power is limited, so use them sparingly). "Your Majesty, this is a self-heating hot pot that is a divine item from the fairy world, dedicated to your Majesty to keep out the cold!" "Marshal Zong, this telescope allows you to see the enemy's situation ten miles away!" "Master Yue, I see that your bones are amazing. I give you this bottle of Red Bull. If you attack the camp tonight, you will definitely kill everyone!"