[Bluffing + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + System + Passion]
Guo Jing wakes up to find that he has transmigrated to the late Northern Song dynasty and become Guo Jing, the famous “number one charlatan” in the city of Bianjing!
To make matters worse, he has arrived at the very beginning of the Jingkang Incident: Jin forces are at the gates, and his predecessor has just boasted that he can repel them with the “Divine Soldiers of the Six Jia” spell.
His bluff is about to be exposed. Emperor Song Qinzong is ready to have him dragged out and beheaded, and Guo Jing is panicking.
Just then, a “ding” rings out, and a [Universal Supermarket System] awakens inside him!
He has a supermarket now, but only 10 points to get it started, enough to buy a bag of chips and a bottle of cola. How is that supposed to repel the enemy?!
And so begins the most absurd siege defense in history.
While others defend their walls with logs and boulders, he uses chili powder smoke bombs and knockoff pepper spray;
while other armies subsist on millet and dry biscuits, he brings out canned military rations and compressed biscuits, in limited supply;
while others send military messages by fast horse, he pulls out a megaphone and walkie-talkies, with limited battery, so use them sparingly.
“Your Majesty, this is a divine treasure from the immortal realm, a self-heating hot pot. I offer it to keep Your Majesty warm!”
“Marshal Zong, this telescope will let you see enemy movements ten li away!”
“Hero Yue, you have an exceptional build. Take this bottle of Red Bull. You’ll be unstoppable in tonight’s raid!”
Good book, novel writing, regardless of the source of the work, five-star praise
It's so well written and very imaginative. I haven't read such an interesting book in a long time.
Very good, the logic is clear, not a mindless push mode.