When Ling Yao wakes up, he discovers that his parallel-world self has been fired for stepping into the office with his left foot first?! Before he can complain about how ridiculous that is, a bolt of heavenly lightning (the literal kind) sends him to the afterlife... No, not quite. It sends him to an even more ridiculous [Starry Sky Troublemaker System].
"Ding! A ten-pull newbie bonus guarantees a gold! Congratulations, Host, you've drawn the complete template for an SSS-rank character: [Bai E: Youth Edition (Not Really)]!"
Ling Yao: "Wait, I get Bai E, but what's 'Youth Edition' supposed to mean? And is the 'Not Really' in parentheses the System making fun of me?!"
The next moment, an overwhelming power of destruction floods his body, and a pair of wings sprout from his back, one half gold and the other half purple. Looking at himself in the mirror, complete with his own BGM and special effects, Ling Yao falls silent. Isn't this art style a little off?
He only wanted to be a quiet, handsome man, but the System keeps malfunctioning, and its rewards are even crazier:
[Jing Yuan]'s Divine General? Here he comes, though he does seem to love petting cats!
[Sampo]'s prosthetic leg? You can actually draw this?! (System: The odds have been boosted, dear!)
[Clara]'s "Mr. Svarog"? Sorry, you drew a "Perkins" model instead, with the combat power of a robotic vacuum cleaner.
There's even [Aha]'s mask. After putting it on, all you can do is laugh, "Ha ha ha," while every Emanator of Elation in the universe chases after you to give you a like!
With countless absurd abilities at his disposal, Ling Yao watches the Aeon of Nihility trying to beguile him with the "Crazy Thursday, send me 50" theory and finally loses his patience:
"Enough! One at a time, get in line!"
"Today, I'm going to fuse every last one of you!"
"And you, System, don't even think about running away! Your fun belongs to me now!"
It's okay. If it's okay, it depends on what the author writes later.