The System Crashed and I Had to Do It Myself

[System + Funny + All Heavens and Worlds] Leave your regretsFew chapters require careful polishing [You can skip the world if you see someone you don't like, it won't have much impact] Lu Mingfei: Will we meet again? There is endless loneliness above the throne! Uchiha Fugaku: Thank you for preventing the night of genocide. I will guard the glory of Uchiha! Solo: I have become the world's best swordsman. Where are you, system? Royal Hegemony: I feel so lonely without you in the midst of thousands of rivers and mountains! … After Xu Fan packed his luggage for university registration, he checked the orientation group on his mobile phone at three o'clock in the morning. A glittering golden frame suddenly popped up on the screen: "The new system 007 of Wanjie, we sincerely invite you to bind and lead you to conquer the world!" Xu Fan, who had just finished the college entrance examination, thought "I finally don't have to take the test anymore" and his hand slipped and clicked "Refuse to bind"—— The next second, the phone was hot enough to fry an egg, and the mechanical sound made his ears hurt: "Warning! The host rejection value exceeds the standard! System binding failed! Start the self-destruct program!" When Xu Fan opened his eyes again, he found that he was floating in mid-air and turned into a transparent ball of light. The original system was blown up and only a broken AI was left. "Zi Zi" From time to time, it gets stuck in the electronic music version: "Welcome~ to~ the heavens~ the big pit~"