“Lazybones, bro, please sell me two more sick turtles!”
“Do you really think I can’t tell whether you’re selling sick turtles?”
“A razorback musk turtle worth 600, and you’re selling it for 280.”
“You know, I’ve been keeping turtles for years.”
“I played until my wallet was empty.”
“My wife left me because of it!”
“My parents are even threatening to disown me because they think I’m doing drugs!”
“Whatever anyone else says about you, I’ll always support you!”
Campus Belle: “Big brother, if I buy your turtle, could you come over and show me how to take care of it?”
Rich Lady: “Xiao Xu, my turtle can do a backflip. Want to come see?”
Model: “Xu Mu, what do you think of my turtle?” (Accompanied by a video of a little turtle crawling over her black stockings.)
This book is much better than the previous one, and the author's writing style and plot have improved a lot compared to the previous one.
Five stars five stars five stars
Welfare for turtle friends is here, it's so pretty
Anchor, are you the one who raises turtles? It makes me want to raise turtles too. I plan to buy some turtles to play with 🤦