I Sell Turtles and Am Surrounded by Rich Women

"Brother Lazy, please sell me two more sick turtles!" "Don't I know whether you sell sick turtles or not?" "The price of Razor is 600, and you sell it for 280." ———— "You know, I've been playing turtle for so many years." "My wallet was empty." "My wife let me play and ran away!" "My parents want to sever ties with me because they think I'm taking drugs!" "No matter what others say about you, I will always support you!" ———————— School belle: "Brother, can I come to your house and give you some guidance when I buy your turtle?" Rich woman: "Xiao Xu, my turtle can do backflips. Do you want to come and take a look?" Model: "Xu Mu, what do you think of my turtle?" (Paired with a video of a little turtle crawling on black stockings.)