(This story has memes, multiple heroines, occasional moments of regained common sense, broken-up couples, "Kono Dio da!", transmigration, a harem, and no guys getting together!)
Me! Zhou Xing! Allow me, with my two and a half years of practice, to introduce the story.
From the start, I got elbowed by a truck into an anime world and began a new life.
But the System is kind of bizarre. Today, you might elbow your best buddy; tomorrow, you might be on the verge of going full DIO.
It's me, Dioxing! Pose (the "It's me, DIO Xing!" pose)
I thought I'd have a peaceful life. With the money his parents left him, Zhou Xing just wanted to lie flat and live like a lazy fish. Wasn't going to school on time every day supposed to be the norm?
"Hey, Sakura, your roller skate is on my face! And you, Tomoyo, hurry up and delete that footage!"
"Sorry, Xing, I didn't mean to," Sakura replied apologetically.
Tomoyo, camera in hand, giggled, her eyes curving into crescents as she covered her mouth. The air was filled with cheerful laughter.
After a chance encounter, he saw "Sakura" become a magical girl. From then on, Zhou Xing was elbowed out of his lazy life and into one strange adventure after another.
Whenever danger appeared, he always somehow charged right into it.
Facing a BOSS, the boy shouted:
"That's it? I could take on ten of you!"
Beside Zhou Xing stood a crowd of girls, each holding a different weapon.
"Who else wants some?!"
This absurd refusal to eat beef was just too much, Zhou Xing thought.
From then on, he collected Clow Cards, gathered the Sacred Stones, and beat the daylights out of BOSSes!
If his grades are good, he'll head into Puella Magi Madoka Magica!
Normal people can't see it, but **** like me can see it just fine, but please protect my man!
Something Mamba Mentality 🤭 Quite abstract 🤭
Very good, there is a small amount of plot in the abstract
Very satisfied with the hard work of the author.