[Strange stories about rules + restoration of intangible cultural heritage + anti-love brain]
In the world of cultivation, 90% of monks die due to the "correct rules": those who refine alchemy during childhood will explode, those who are in the third month of the Bigu period will turn to ashes, and even magic weapons repaired by blood will be pierced by resentful spirits——
As an intangible cultural heritage restorer who wears books, Su Yanqiu died like this once.
After being reborn and bound to the poisonous tongue system "Mo Bao", she discovered the shocking truth: the so-called rules of heaven were actually tampered versions!
"Ancient magic weapon? Carbon 14 dating shows that it is a replica from last week."
"Scroll of Forbidden Techniques? Complete the remaining pages with the "Funny Illustrated Book of Immortal Cultivation World"."
"Falsely accusing me of stealing? Understand Chapter 7 of the "White Paper on Rules", and the framer will slap himself three times!"
The system tasks are outrageous and ridiculous: let the swordsman repair the sword with a brush, and if you fail, you will be forced to sing "Good Luck Comes";
The heroine's operations are even crazier: changing the family-destroying spell into a fortune-making spell, live-streaming eating braised pork and slapping Elder Bigu in the face, and even feeding chocolate to the shadow who stole the ingredients!
When the sword spirit who was bound by the rules knelt down and begged for rescue, she just drew her sword indifferently: "Be the test subject of my repair technique first."
But as the errata deepens, the system suddenly loses control and becomes garbled. Tiandao transforms into a man in black and pursues her. She is shocked to realize that all the wrong rules point to a shocking scam three hundred years ago...
