Instructor, Stop! I'm a Celebrity, Not a Japanese Soldier

Soldier Lin Yan is bound to a universal identity System. By collecting emotion points, he can earn System rewards and unlock new identities.

Meanwhile, his superiors and the national TV network jointly launch a brand-new variety show, Stars Under the Red Flag.

Next, he will lead eight top-tier stars, including Cai Kunkun, Wang Yuan, and Wu Jing, through a week of military training.

Cai Kunkun: “I’m a top-tier star! You wouldn’t dare go hard on me!”

Wang Yuan: “Squad leader, please spare me! I’ll never treat my fans like fools again. I can even give you some of my merch.”

Wu Jing: “So it’s true, tanks don’t have rearview mirrors, and bullets don’t have eyes!”

Yu Shuxin: “Instructor Yan, since I’m so adorable, can I be your exception?”

Lin Yan doesn’t so much as bat an eye. He keeps up the brutal training and sets everyone straight.

But to his surprise, he draws the attention of the powerful figures behind the stars. A crisis is looming.

Just then, the System’s objective is completed, and the rewards are handed out.

Reward: one general uncle!

Reward: one centenarian veteran grandpa!

From then on, neither the stars nor the powerful figures behind them dare act out again!

The eight stars: “Instructor, stop! We’re stars, not recruits!”