What?! The Ancestor Was Given to Her Arch Enemy as a Child Bride

[Comedy + ridiculous antics + strong female lead + astonishing twists + no romance] (Spell cultivator + weapon refiner + extraordinarily powerful soul sea) (She takes on disciples but rejects romance between master and disciple. A romance later on is possible, depending on what you all like.) An unreliable sect leader, useless disciples, a brain-dead antagonist, and a woman who's been shattered. Xiao Li thought she could fight her way through the cultivation world and ascend to immortality. But her first venture ended in disaster. She was ambushed halfway through, and her physical body exploded. Xiao Li smiled scornfully. “It's fine. I can survive! Worst case, I'll spend 600 years rebuilding my body.” But what really broke her was that, just as she had returned with all three souls and seven spirits intact, she somehow became the child bride of her sworn enemy and ended up with a bunch of troublemaking disciples. First disciple: “Master, they're picking on me again. Help!” Second disciple: “Master, save me! The Heavenly Dao is targeting me. Go take it down!” Third disciple: “Master, I want every handsome man in the world.” Xiao Li felt a headache coming on. No one had told her that disciples would be such a pain before she became a master. Of course, she had never imagined she'd have to take on seven sects for her disciples, face eighty-one lightning strikes from the Heavenly Dao for them, or... “Get out, all of you! Have you forgotten our sect's rules?” Xiao Li scolded them. “Eat like the lowest of the low, live it up like the cream of the crop.” But these disciples had it backward. They charged into battle while their master took the lead; they made trouble while their master saved their hides; they provoked the Heavenly Dao while their master fought it. Before she knew it, Xiao Li had been rescuing disciples for so long that she'd become the master of the Heavenly Dao's laws. “???” Xiao Li was dumbfounded.