Ling Yunxiao woke up to find himself the ultimate well-connected figure in the primordial world. Born from Pangu’s essence and the junior martial brother of Dao Ancestor Hongjun, he was someone even the Three Pure Ones had to respectfully call their uncle.
With the Journey to the West calamity approaching, Ling Yunxiao watched as his grandnephew Sun Wukong was about to be manipulated by every faction. He grinned. “Looks like I’ll have to lend a hand.”
And so, Heaven gained a brash special adviser who talked back to the Jade Emperor, shook down the Old Lord, borrowed treasures from the Dragon Palace without a hint of shame, and ran the Underworld’s system by decree.
When Western bodhisattvas tried to tempt him with grand promises, he came right back with KPIs, overtime pay, and project advances. Before long, he had talked the entire pilgrimage team into joining his side.
He wielded internet memes with flair and twisted the rules of the primordial world to his advantage, taking arrogance to its absolute limit.
Even more outrageous, Changxi, mistress of the Taiyin Star, became utterly devoted to his stream of modern-day nonsense. Love-struck, she brought her sharp-tongued maid Ruizhu along every day to watch him, and was practically ready to give him the entire moon as a present.
See how the ultimate well-connected figure cracks jokes and pulls strings, steering the Journey to the West calamity completely off course while the mighty figures of the primordial world can only watch in helpless disbelief!
