Please Stop Sending Me Disciples

This is a story about a goofy master and a group of disciples. It's heartwarming and healing, with plenty of everyday moments as well as a proper plot. I want to write an ensemble story, and I hope I can do it well.

I want to become the greatest sword immortal and save all living beings.

I want a peaceful life, passing my days at ease.

I want to protect a land and keep its people safe and happy.

I want power over the court and a fortune beyond measure.