The Number One Pill Venerable Across All Worlds

Lin Yun transmigrates into the world of a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder character whose spiritual root has been stolen, but he binds himself to the Myriad Worlds Pill Sovereign System. The System declares with grand ambition, "Host, become the greatest master of alchemy and face-slap all your enemies!" He dutifully makes pills and quietly builds his strength, until one day his furnace explodes during alchemy. Through the billowing pill ash walks a sinister, bloodthirsty Demon Venerable who has slaughtered an entire sect.

The Demon Venerable looks down at him with a cold smile. "Little pill cultivator, what kind of pill are you making?"

Lin Yun is silent for a long moment, then sincerely offers him the failed pill he just made. "...The Confess and Be Forgiven Pill?"

The Demon Venerable: "?"

From then on, the immortal sects are horrified to discover that the cannon fodder who should have died long ago now has a loyal guardian at his side, one who makes the Nine Heavens tremble.

And Lin Yun looks down at the terrifying pill he has just made and sighs in distress. "System, are you sure this really is the Benevolent Pill That Saves All Beings?"

The System: "Uh... I think the icon loaded incorrectly..."