After Writing Down Seven Crazy Comments, I Took Them to the Group Broadcast

Conclusion first: Never make your characters too miserable, otherwise they will crawl out of the book and make you experience ten times the pain. I, Shen Shiwei, am the unlucky guy. 1. Facing the Immortal Lord Gu Jin who has the deepest hatred, I want to use his Bai Yueguang's last words to break his defense. I trembled as I read the lines. As a result, his eyes turned red, he pushed me against the wall and said in a mute voice: "You are not allowed to say such things in his name. If you read it again, you will stop me with your mouth." The other six people: (silently took out a small notebook) Got it. 2. Facing the yandere genius doctor Lou Yu, I wanted to use mysophobia to stimulate him to stay away from me. I deliberately spilled food on myself. As a result, he smiled and carried me into the bathroom, "If it's dirty, you have to clean it. I'll do it myself." Me:? ? ? (Help!) 3. Later, I took them to group broadcasts to make money, hoping to make them look embarrassed and take revenge. I let them perform their talents. As a result, they directly sold themselves to me, became popular all over the Internet, and became a top-notch boy band! Looking at the skyrocketing rewards, I realized that love, hate, and enmity are not as good as making money!